Dear Mom

Dear Mom,

I did something the other day, something rash and sudden, and also kind of stupid. I quit my job, now I know what you are going to say, that it was irresponsible and that I need that job, but there are other jobs out there for me to get, and I will get one of those jobs. But you should be proud of me for the reason I quit, plus I used grandmas’ favorite saying, fiddle-dee-doo, it was great. The reason that I quit though was because of my boss. He is a real stickler you know, there were these three girls that came into the store to quickly pick up something really quick for their parents, but they were wearing their bathing suits. My boss got quite mad at them so I quit, to be their hero. Don’t worry though I will be getting a new job soon so you don’t have to be mad. I just wanted to let you know that. Well I love you and hope things are going well with you.

Love your Son,

Sammy